if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
that worked even faster than I thought
accepting all applications now
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
|—||Meredith Grey (via blackbruise)|
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
he just became like 50% carrot
|—||Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)|
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)|
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you