Penguin Wearing Scarf Princess MoMo
Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
(via tea-storm)

vodka-rivers:

tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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that worked even faster than I thought

you-a-homo:

accepting all applications now

you-a-homo:

accepting all applications now

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.
Meredith Grey (via blackbruise)

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.

sodamnrelatable:

funnybro:

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You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude. 

Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape