when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow
thats cool as fuckkkkkkkkkk
Me in the morning
Dogs man … just, dogs